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Smoakland Exotix Flower – Original Glue 14g
Original price was: $40.00.$29.00Current price is: $29.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 26.24% THC
Original Glue, once known as “Gorilla Glue #4,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (63% indica/37% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Chem’s Sister X Sour Dubb X Chocolate Diesel strains. Known for its body-melting effects, Original Glue is perfect for kicking back on those nights when rest just won’t come easily. The high has a slowly building onset, first hitting you in the mind with a lifted sense of euphoria. As your negative or racing thoughts quickly fade away, your body will drop off into a state of deep physical relaxation. This state of calm quickly turns sedative, immediately gluing you to anywhere you happen to be sitting for hours on end without relief. With these hard-hitting effects and its super high 32% average THC level, Original Glue is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, depression, insomnia, and muscle spasms or tremors. This bud has a chemical diesel flavor with a rich chocolately exhale that tastes slightly of earth. The aroma is very heavy and pungent with a dank diesel overtone accented by mocha and spices. Original Glue buds have oversized fluffy olive green popcorn-shaped nugs with long thin amber hairs and a coating of thick frosty bright white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Xclusivez Flower – Blue Dream Ounce
Original price was: $69.00.$55.00Current price is: $55.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Sativa | 20.76% THC
Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant strain is made by crossing Blueberry and Haze. Blue Dream has a sweet berry smell and taste that comes with a balanced high. The uplifting head high leaves you feeling motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard.
**Taste Notes: Fruity, Herbal, Sweet | Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene | After Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative
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Smoakland Xclusivez Flower – Girl Scout Cookies Ounce
Original price was: $69.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 21.87% THC
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it’s one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It’s most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it’s also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it’s fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
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Teds Budz Flower – Duck Sauce 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 23% THC
Teds Budz x Eastside Eggroll
Aroma: grapefruit, floral, lemon zest
Appearance: super light green, frost all around, purple guts
Palate: skittles, licorice, lemon pie
Smoking Experience: clarity, focus & energetic.
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Teds Budz Flower – Gumdumz 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica | 28% THC
Lineage: Gelato 41 x Bubblegum Cookies
Aroma: Hubba Bubba chewing gum followed by an apricot and gasoline twist.
Appearance: Lime green, rounded nugs with faint orange hairs covered in powdery, sticky trichomes like a powdered donut hole.
Palate: One of Teds Budz most pungent & flavorful strains – the inhale is rich and sweet similar to cotton candy while the backend is a sharp gas and earthy exhale.
Smoking Experience: Grown and cured to perfection – Gumdumz is a heavy indica and leans on equal parts of its Gelato 41 and Bubblegum Cookies terp profiles. Enjoy this new heavy hitter with the effects being euphoria, relaxing and drowsiness. Perfect smoke to end your day.
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Teds Budz Flower – Hawaiian Jelly Roll 3.5g
Original price was: $59.00.$42.00Current price is: $42.00.Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica Hybrid | 25% THC
Lineage: Pink Runtz x Gello
Aroma: Cherry gas, caramel, fruit loops
Appearance: Purple, neon green , orange hairs – Incredibly triched out this flower is practically covered in trichomes that help accentuate the flavor and terp profile.
Palate: Sweet, spicy, licorice candy
Smoking Experience: Head high, appetite stimulator, body relaxation. Hawaiian Jelly Roll is a personal favorite of Teds Budz due to its heavy strawberry gello terps that are easy to smell through the packaging. This bud is unique, not your typical runtz this gives off a tropical flavor profile.
Overall: Jelly Roll is one of those staple strains that keeps coming back better and better dialed in to perfection. The candy aromas that come out of this flower are super sweet with licorice and gas in the backend making it a delicious treat. The flavor has some citrus with a smooth chocolate creamy gas that makes it a trifecta of complex flavorful terps. These buds come bulky, covered in frost and orange hairs, and when you break it down you can feel the sticky trichomes in your fingers leaving a sweet scent lingering in the air. The effects are heavy but well balanced , leaving you in a state of bliss and peacefulness followed by heavy body relaxation making it the perfect strain for after a long day.
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Teds Budz Flower – Lemon Tree 3.5g
Original price was: $59.00.$39.00Current price is: $39.00.Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 27% THC
Lineage: Lemon Skunk x Sour Diesel
Aroma: A strong lemony funk with hints of open air diesel and a lemon drop hard candy finish.
Appearance: Mossy hues streaked with light forrest greens. Patches of light copper hairs sprouting from the buds with snowy layers of trichomes. This bud is uniquely beautiful with large impressive nug structure.
Palate: A potent sourness with that same lemony funk aroma translated into flavor – exactly like the palate of a lemonhead or lemon drop hard candy.
Smoking Experience: Here at Teds Budz we are typically known for our heavy Indica dominant strains with Hybrids here and there. This one is going to be a rare sativa drop – with a 50/50 Sativa Hybrid. Lemon Tree is a Lemon Skunk x Sour Diesel cross and has a strong euphoric effect on the body and head. A heaviness can be felt in the temples and the eyes with a lightness in the face. If you over consume you might feel drowsy but with the right balance this can definitely be a good daytime smoke. Impressive white ash and full oil ring presented if smoking in a joint. We wanted to cultivate something that took us back to the old days of Santa Cruz OG Lemon and we think we got close to that.. Smoke Good, Be Well – for all of our Hybrid / Sativa smokers we hope you enjoy this one!!
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Teds Budz Flower – Lieutenant Duntz 3.5g
Original price was: $59.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Premium Indoor Flower | Indica Hybrid | 31% THC
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Teds Budz Flower – Oxtails 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica | 29% THC
Lineage: Mule Fuel x Gelato 33
Aroma: Overwhelming GMO gas
Appearance: Bulky nugs with light green and black undertones
Palate: Super gassy flower, slight strawberry creamsicle inhale with a smooth subtle garlic exhale
Smoking Experience: Heavy sedation, purely indica, Mule Fuel is a a cross between Lurch & GMO cookies but what makes this unique is that this extremely gassy flower was back crossed with the the infamous Gelato 33 aka Larry Bird
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Teds Budz Flower – Pegasus Poop 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 24% THC
Lineage: Platinum Zkittlez x Glitterati
Aroma: Platinum Zkittlez exerts a champagne-like aroma
Appearance: Pegasus poop inherited its smell and taste through Platinum Zkittlez but its physical attributes lean much more towards its Glitterati counterpart displaying a bulky nug structure, a firm but sponge-like texture, crystal clear trichomes, and an array of different hues.
Palate: Sharp fermented citrus that transitions to a pleasant toxic gasoline on inhale.
Smoking Experience: Pegasus poop is a unique genetic bred by Super Dope and selected by Teds Budz. This pheno is the closest thing to our legendary duck sauce which also is derived from Platinum Zkittlez. Pegasus poop is a perfect any-time smoke because it is a 50/50 hybrid split packing enough punch to assist with sleep and help reduce anxiety, it is simply delicious.
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Teds Budz Flower – Spicy Shrimp Girl 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 26% THC
Lineage: Spicy Berry Gelato x GMO
Aroma: A super funky gmo musk with deep undertones of gas.
Appearance: Fluffy, sticky buds with bleeding violets in the core. A mixture of snowy and icy trichomes layered throughout the breakdown.
Palate: Funky, with a spicy finish!
Smoking Experience: Spicy Shrimp Girl is the newest edition in our shrimp girl collection – second in the line to our long reigning house favorite Garlic Shrimp Girl. This is going to smoke like a true 50/50 hybrid. Complete tranquility is reached with euphoric pressure building in the face and head, while weighing heaviness spreads throughout the body. A truly laid back experience from start to finish.
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Teds Budz Flower – Super Teds 3.5g
Original price was: $59.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Exotic Indoor Flower | Hybrid | 27% THC
Genetics: Lemon Cherry Gelato x Rainbow Runtz
Effects: very intense not for beginner smokers, extreme couch lock due to heavy indica qualities followed by overwhelming increased appetite, perfect for medical patients.
Taste: candy gasoline terpenes that are extremely sweet followed by a very distinctive funk right behind it.
Composition: green fluffy Buds with dark purple undertones and completely covered with clear trichomes.
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