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Smoakland Black Flower – Spiderman OG 14g
Original price was: $45.00.$40.00Current price is: $40.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Indica Hybrid | 30.18% THC
Spiderman OG is a captivating indica-dominant hybrid known for its pine and orange flavors, enhanced by undertones of plum and earth. Ideal for evening use, Spiderman OG helps with insomnia and lack of appetite while promoting relaxation and creativity. However, it can also cause rapid heartbeat and heightened sensory perception as side effects. Spiderman OG’s unique flavor profile and calming effects make it a great choice for those seeking relief and a peaceful end to their day.
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Smoakland Exotix Flower – Original Glue 14g
$40.00Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 26.24% THC
Original Glue, once known as “Gorilla Glue #4,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (63% indica/37% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Chem’s Sister X Sour Dubb X Chocolate Diesel strains. Known for its body-melting effects, Original Glue is perfect for kicking back on those nights when rest just won’t come easily. The high has a slowly building onset, first hitting you in the mind with a lifted sense of euphoria. As your negative or racing thoughts quickly fade away, your body will drop off into a state of deep physical relaxation. This state of calm quickly turns sedative, immediately gluing you to anywhere you happen to be sitting for hours on end without relief. With these hard-hitting effects and its super high 32% average THC level, Original Glue is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, depression, insomnia, and muscle spasms or tremors. This bud has a chemical diesel flavor with a rich chocolately exhale that tastes slightly of earth. The aroma is very heavy and pungent with a dank diesel overtone accented by mocha and spices. Original Glue buds have oversized fluffy olive green popcorn-shaped nugs with long thin amber hairs and a coating of thick frosty bright white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Xclusivez Flower – Blue Dream Ounce
Original price was: $69.00.$55.00Current price is: $55.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Sativa | 20.76% THC
Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant strain is made by crossing Blueberry and Haze. Blue Dream has a sweet berry smell and taste that comes with a balanced high. The uplifting head high leaves you feeling motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard.
**Taste Notes: Fruity, Herbal, Sweet | Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene | After Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative
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Teds Budz Flower – Duck Sauce 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 23% THC
Teds Budz x Eastside Eggroll
Aroma: grapefruit, floral, lemon zest
Appearance: super light green, frost all around, purple guts
Palate: skittles, licorice, lemon pie
Smoking Experience: clarity, focus & energetic.
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Teds Budz Flower – Gumdumz 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica | 28% THC
Lineage: Gelato 41 x Bubblegum Cookies
Aroma: Hubba Bubba chewing gum followed by an apricot and gasoline twist.
Appearance: Lime green, rounded nugs with faint orange hairs covered in powdery, sticky trichomes like a powdered donut hole.
Palate: One of Teds Budz most pungent & flavorful strains – the inhale is rich and sweet similar to cotton candy while the backend is a sharp gas and earthy exhale.
Smoking Experience: Grown and cured to perfection – Gumdumz is a heavy indica and leans on equal parts of its Gelato 41 and Bubblegum Cookies terp profiles. Enjoy this new heavy hitter with the effects being euphoria, relaxing and drowsiness. Perfect smoke to end your day.
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Teds Budz Flower – Hawaiian Jelly Roll 3.5g
Original price was: $70.00.$35.00Current price is: $35.00.Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica Hybrid | 25% THC
Lineage: Pink Runtz x Gello
Aroma: Cherry gas, caramel, fruit loops
Appearance: Purple, neon green , orange hairs – Incredibly triched out this flower is practically covered in trichomes that help accentuate the flavor and terp profile.
Palate: Sweet, spicy, licorice candy
Smoking Experience: Head high, appetite stimulator, body relaxation. Hawaiian Jelly Roll is a personal favorite of Teds Budz due to its heavy strawberry gello terps that are easy to smell through the packaging. This bud is unique, not your typical runtz this gives off a tropical flavor profile.
Overall: Jelly Roll is one of those staple strains that keeps coming back better and better dialed in to perfection. The candy aromas that come out of this flower are super sweet with licorice and gas in the backend making it a delicious treat. The flavor has some citrus with a smooth chocolate creamy gas that makes it a trifecta of complex flavorful terps. These buds come bulky, covered in frost and orange hairs, and when you break it down you can feel the sticky trichomes in your fingers leaving a sweet scent lingering in the air. The effects are heavy but well balanced , leaving you in a state of bliss and peacefulness followed by heavy body relaxation making it the perfect strain for after a long day.
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Teds Budz Flower – Oxtails 3.5g
Original price was: $70.00.$35.00Current price is: $35.00.Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica | 29% THC
Lineage: Mule Fuel x Gelato 33
Aroma: Overwhelming GMO gas
Appearance: Bulky nugs with light green and black undertones
Palate: Super gassy flower, slight strawberry creamsicle inhale with a smooth subtle garlic exhale
Smoking Experience: Heavy sedation, purely indica, Mule Fuel is a a cross between Lurch & GMO cookies but what makes this unique is that this extremely gassy flower was back crossed with the the infamous Gelato 33 aka Larry Bird
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Teds Budz Flower – Pegasus Poop 3.5g
Original price was: $59.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 24% THC
Lineage: Platinum Zkittlez x Glitterati
Aroma: Platinum Zkittlez exerts a champagne-like aroma
Appearance: Pegasus poop inherited its smell and taste through Platinum Zkittlez but its physical attributes lean much more towards its Glitterati counterpart displaying a bulky nug structure, a firm but sponge-like texture, crystal clear trichomes, and an array of different hues.
Palate: Sharp fermented citrus that transitions to a pleasant toxic gasoline on inhale.
Smoking Experience: Pegasus poop is a unique genetic bred by Super Dope and selected by Teds Budz. This pheno is the closest thing to our legendary duck sauce which also is derived from Platinum Zkittlez. Pegasus poop is a perfect any-time smoke because it is a 50/50 hybrid split packing enough punch to assist with sleep and help reduce anxiety, it is simply delicious.
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Teds Budz Flower – Spicy Shrimp Girl 3.5g
Original price was: $59.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 26% THC
Lineage: Spicy Berry Gelato x GMO
Aroma: A super funky gmo musk with deep undertones of gas.
Appearance: Fluffy, sticky buds with bleeding violets in the core. A mixture of snowy and icy trichomes layered throughout the breakdown.
Palate: Funky, with a spicy finish!
Smoking Experience: Spicy Shrimp Girl is the newest edition in our shrimp girl collection – second in the line to our long reigning house favorite Garlic Shrimp Girl. This is going to smoke like a true 50/50 hybrid. Complete tranquility is reached with euphoric pressure building in the face and head, while weighing heaviness spreads throughout the body. A truly laid back experience from start to finish.
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Teds Budz Flower – Super Teds 3.5g
Original price was: $59.00.$49.00Current price is: $49.00.Exotic Indoor Flower | Hybrid | 27% THC
Genetics: Lemon Cherry Gelato x Rainbow Runtz
Effects: very intense not for beginner smokers, extreme couch lock due to heavy indica qualities followed by overwhelming increased appetite, perfect for medical patients.
Taste: candy gasoline terpenes that are extremely sweet followed by a very distinctive funk right behind it.
Composition: green fluffy Buds with dark purple undertones and completely covered with clear trichomes.
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Teds Budz Flower – Teds OG 3.5g
Original price was: $70.00.$35.00Current price is: $35.00.Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Indica | 29% THC
Lineage: Saturn OG x SuperTed
Aroma: A blend of strong ube/taro with light notes of candy and cream. Breaking down buds exude a distinctive funkiness.
Appearance: Tobacco brown hairs, fern greens, and blotches of light forrest greens. Similar to what a typical OG strain looks like. Very large nugs. Unique shaped with large calyx.
Palate: A syrup ube/taro flavor will coat your mouth in a unique blend of terps your likely to have never experienced before!
Smoking Experience: This strain is a special one as we were looking for something special to release in our gold bucket hat bags. We originally intended to release a strain coinciding with the gold box release but we were waiting for the perfect batch to be harvested – we finally cultivated just that. After smoking you might feel talkative, giggly, joyful and social. If smoking in papers you will see a thick oil ring and white ash with heaviness on your lungs throughout the sesh. Smoke Good, Be Well.
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Teds Budz Flower – Zuckaz 3.5g
$59.00Premium Indoor Exotic Flower | Hybrid | 27% THC
Lineage: Cherry Z x Rainbow Runtz
Aroma: Intense sweet/savory aroma similar to strawberry shortcake with hints of diesel fuel.
Palate: Very intense gasoline terpenes followed by a sweet cherry gelato undertone that doesn’t lack flavor or power to the lungs.
Smoking Experience: Most people’s favorite of the grandpa series (Zuckaz, Zunday Brunch & Hawaiian Jelly Roll) due to it’s 10 out of 10 smoking experience from rolling to inhlale. Easily one of the strongest strains by Teds Budz. Inhale rich and fruity, exhale very clean and smooth with a heavy hitting feel on your lungs.